I’ve been hearing a low rumble in one ear over the last few months. I’ve been told by someone that it’s a form of tinnitus. Payback for years of sonic abuse no doubt.

I’ll never understand why grown ups get into arguments about bits of electronic gadgetry. Why is someone’s self esteem wrapped up in what another person thinks of the phone they own? I have absolutely no interest in defending one rich corporation over another. It’s pathetic.